"Let me fill you in on a little bit of my beliefs. First of all, I believe that I'll dress the way I want and I believe I'll act the way I want, but most importantly, these fans don't just like me for my appearance, they love me for what's on the inside."
"We didn't cook them hot pockets."
"Trish, she's got a paddle."
"Now I can say...I have a volcano in my front yard and I've jumped a volcano in my front yard."
"Don't think you can...know you can! The human body is the most impressive tool that you will ever own. Even if you can't control everything, you can always control something. Your body: use it, amuse it, because one day you're gonna lose it."
"Develop a depression."
"Matt, girls dig us!"
"My long lost then found sister and the best female wrestler to ever step foot on this planet."
"I've been wrong before, I'm wrong again I guess."
"I'm always scared before I wrestle. It's just that if there wasn't any fear in it, you know, it wouldn't be that big of a payoff. That's just what really, like, fires me up about it."
"Well, being Intercontinental Champion would be great, but tonight is about payback! It's about revenge! For my brother Matt...and Lita."
"Trish, I'm not mad at you for kissing me."
"The perfect description of me is um...weird?"
"No, I don't think we live our gimmick. I'm Jeff Hardy and always will be."
"Control me...release me...forget about me."
"Hey, if it's a fight you're looking for, please don't look far...cause the Hardy Boyz are still alive!"
"The only difference between us and you, when it comes to fighting, is that you see us coming!"
"I can feel you without even seeing you."
"I'm thankful for what has happened with the Hardy Boyz and I totally think we will continue to exist and inspire."
"Plight remains unfilled...Jeff Hardy."
"We've done ladder matches before, but this was our big chance to do it in front of the world. You know and to show them what we could do and...so much could've went wrong, but um, so much went so right and...awe man it was great."
"When I get in that ring with you tonight High Voltage, I'm gonna come after you 110%."
"I am, I'm a huge believer in luck...I'd just like to say that."
"Let's watch the match."
"I don't think there's a day that goes by that I don't feel like I've had enough and there's nothing left, but desire means...never quit."
"You want to know who I am, Shawn Michaels? There's not enough time to describe who Jeff Hardy is."
"You paid to see me!"
"Not necessarily 'idolized'...I would say 'someone that should be liked'. Considering my life's story to be somewhat of a 'success story' and taking into account everything I've managed to accomplish. I think 'someone who feels that they should be idolized' carries a lot of arrogance...and that's something that I do not."
"Don't die to meet me...Live to love me."
"Motorcross is in my blood and Pro Wrestling is in my Heart."
"You wanted me back? You got me back."
"After the 12th year, the dream begins to roll. Unskipping year 13, the luck is unafraid to dare. Dreamers to become role models of children in the midst of maturing. Dwelling in the chamber of a success story grown sour, the sweetness prepares to reign again. Twentyeight years after one's birth, one's desire separates illusion once more. The bad side of illusion screams failure, the good side of illusion chants his name..."
"My dad always said every holiday like Easter, Christmas, Thanksgiving...it’s just another day. Father’s Day is every day for me. I worship every moment I spend with my dad, because that’s all I got. I lost my mother at a young age. It means the world just to see him smile every day."
"Triple H was the first guy I ever won the Intercontinental Championship from and that was an honor in itself. It’s always great to see that guy - he’s so entertaining and creates such positive energy between him and our fans. I would love to see him. It would be great if he came back before the end of the summer. I’m anticipating it like everyone else."
"I look at tattoos as a commitment to life...The roots that weave up my right arm and onto my neck are my way of connecting with the earth: the earth’s roots carry water like a human’s veins carry blood."
"I got to pet two baby lion cubs, which was awesome, scary and amazing all at the same time."