It Made No Sense

It was like leather sticks with mushroom coating

Like cow tongue licks with weather side roaming

A naked watch that was watching me

A lever to pull that grew like a tree

Slowly but surely the muscles were fat

Uplifting but low...the owner was a rat

Sold to the corner where the slobber sets in

It's wet and smells bad like a few of our friends

It was like a condom

That was made out of stone

A cracker of wisdom that was so damn old

Like crows it was

Washed with no rinse

Like me it was

It made no sense